Morsomme hip-hop-tekster

Jeg har alltid trodd at Hip-hop-tekster ikke var så drøye og kvinnenedverdigende som mange skulle ha det til. I det siste har jeg hørt så mye amerikansk hip-hop at jeg begynner å forstå en del av teksten og funnet ut det er riktig. Det er ikke så drøyt som alle skal ha det til. Det er mye verre. Hør bare på hva Eminem og Nate dogg synger i favorittsangen min Shake That:

Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

Her synger de om å dope ned jenter for å ha seg med de. Hyggelig. Hør hva de fortsetter med i samme gode stil.

I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' slut

Her forteller Nate om “bitchen” sin som aldri sier nei:

I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no

Og her låner Eminem sympatisk ut venninnen sin til Nate:

Nate:
Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Eminem:
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

Eminem er god på sånne ting. I min nest-mest-favoritt-låt Superman rapper han dette:

First off you don't know Marshall
At all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit
Leave handprints all across you

Han lærer tydeligvis damen sin og oppføre seg.

Ooh girl that's too damn bad
Don't touch what you can't grab
End up with two back hands
Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand

Kanskje Eminem ikke vet å behandle damer så bra. Men han vet en ting då:

But I do know one thing though
Bitches they come they go
Saturday through Sunday Monday
Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...